How about a nice cup of ’shut the frak up’?

Two more days until the next BSG!!

I wish I was a harbinger of death.

-Jennie

 

Roonil Wazlib

As per your question, “Why do you keep sending me W people”– Let’s not be so hasty. Jill, I think if you take a long hard look at your HP Name Game history, you’ll realize you send your fair share of “W people” too. But let’s not place blame on you or me, let’s place it on J.K. “It took me THREE years to write ‘Order of the Phoenix’ because I had to get married and have a baby” Rowling, because there are like, 87 Weasleys in the books (RIP Fred, ye shall be missed).

Although, you always seem opposed to letting me do a “Weasley, Ron” once in awhile. There are only so many “Wilhemina Grubbly-Planks” out there! If I can’t do a Weasley, Mollywobbles once in awhile my next entry for W will be “Why the frak are you so anal?”

Also, do you want to comment on the fan fiction epilogue of “Deathly Hallows”?

-Jennie

Hey, guess what I found!

This is our old HP name game that sort of fizzled out around December.

Check out the witty ( its a stretch, i know) comments with each name.

I wanted to say something where I could use the term “to boot” because I am watching Friends. I was thinking of Joey’s comment about a moo point. (“Its like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter…It’s moo.”)

Because you know, moot and boot rhyme.

The Official 2007-2008 Triple J Harry Potter Name Game:
1. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore (dead)
2. Dobby (a free elf) (dead)
3. Yaxley (dead)
4. Yeti
5. Ivor Dillonsby (a Deathly Hallows addition)
6. Dennis Creevey (oldest son now?)
7. Colin Creevey (dead- “He was tiny in death”)
8. Cedric Diggory (dead)
9. Dedalus Diggle (alliteration)
10. Draco Malfoy (ice heart. stone cold bastard. uggo?)
11. Mad-Eye Moody (dead)
12. Molly Weasley (Not my daughter YOT bitch)
13. Walden Macnair (dead)
14. Mary Elizabeth Cattermole (also a Deathly Hallows addition)
15. Cho Chang (Should be dead)
16. Charity Burbage (dead)
17. Bathilda Bagshot (dead)
18. Bill Weasley (Why would you ever name your daughter Victoire?)
19. Wilhemina Grubbly-Plank (smokes a pipe?)
20. Ginny Potter (not Weasley anymore)(tricky tricky)
21. Percy Weasley (not a complete “git” apparently)
22. Wilkie Twycross (what an unfortunate name)
23. Ted Remus Lupin (orphan child RIP Lupin and Tonks)
24. Lucius Malfoy (Grandpa to Scorpius) (yuck)
25. Michael Corner (dumped by Ginny)
26. Cadmus Peverell (original owner of the resurrection stone)
27. Penelope Clearwater (has kissed Percy. nasty.)
28. Cornelius Fudge (useless?)
29. Fred Weasley (dead…too much sorry for another W but I had to put it)
30. Weird Sisters (crowd surfing with Flitwick #2)
31. Severus Snape (he was good…but still greasy)
32. Sirius Black (would never really call Harry ‘James’- dead)
33. Betram Aubrey (rhymes with Dobby)
34. Albus Severus Potter (named after the bravest man Harry ever knew:)
35. Percival Dumbledore (Alby’s Daddy)
36. Dilys Derwent (right this time)
37. Dirk Cresswell (dead)
38. Caractacus Burke (Voldy’s ex-boss)
39. Blaise Zabini (he was black?)
40. Zacharias Smith (kind of a jerk)
41. Salazar Slytherin (alliteration)
42. Seamus Finnigan (Hogwarts’ resident GANGSTA)
43. Filius Flitwick (short but mighty. plus, he squeaks when excited.)
44. Fleur Delacour (I was gonna put Weasley but I couldn’t put another W)
45. Davy Gudgeon (oops again )
46. Gregory Goyle (can’t speak properly)
47. Grawp (crush on Hermione?)
48. Peter Pettigrew (here come the PPs!)
49. Pansy Parkinson (a “hard-faced cow”. married to Draco?)
50. Parvati Patil (best looking girl of their year?)
51. Padma Patil (NOT IN GRYFFINDOR)
52. Poppy Pomfrey (in love with Filch)
53. Piers Polkiss (friend of Duds)
54. Pomona Sprout (did Neville replace her?)
55. Sir Bagman (Ludo’s daddy)
56. Bellatrix Lestrange (yot bitch)
57. Lily Evans (are ginny and lily twinsies?)
58. Ernie Macmillan (secret lovers with hannah abbott)
59. Minerva McGonagall (spicy firecracker)
60. Marietta Edgecombe (SNEAK)
61. Euan Abercrombie (and fitch?)
62. Arabella Figg (s’up figgy?)
63. Falco Aesalon (too many F’s im scrapping the bottom of the barrel)
64. Amos Diggory (THAT’S MA BOY!!)
65. Dudley Dursley (now has a speech impediment?)
66. Dragomir Gorgovich (i got nothing)
67. Gellert Grindelwald (“For the Greater Good” dead and loved by Dumby)
68. Godric Gryffindor (another alliteration)
69. Gertie Kettle (im doing this in MASS)
70. Kendra Dumbledore (“At last he knew what Dumbledore would have seen…”)
71. Dolores Umbridge (toad)
72. Urquhart Rackharrow(U??????? AHHHHH) \
73. Rowena Ravenclaw (lost her diadem)
74. Remus Lupin (RIP) (dead)
75. Rita Skeeter (tried to make out with harry in the hp4 movie)
76. Sibyll Trelawney (cooking sherry)
77. Ted Tonks (dead)
78. Tilly Toke (dead)
79. Tarantallegra (DANCE!)
80. Amelia Bones (corporeal patronus)
81. Barry Ryan (in honor of the epi of the office…ryan make sit big!)
82. R.A.B. (dead)
83. Bartemius Crouch (dead)
84. Caradoc Dearborn (dead)
85. Dean Thomas (hooking up with luna?)
86. Tom Marvolo Riddle (dead…finally)
87. Ron Weasley (its now or never, mate!)
88. Wingardium Leviosa (levioooosahhhhhhh)
89. Luna Lovegood (aka Loony Lovegood)
90. Lord Voldemort (dead)
91. Viktor Krum (physical being)
92. Kingsley Shacklebolt (I’m not black…but he is)
93. Stanley Shunpike (i forget what happens to him and i am too lazy to check)
94. Stubby Boardman (sirius black?)
95. Barnabas Cuffe (I got nothing)
96. Connolly (my last name :):) he was on the Irish Quidditch Team!!!)
97. Yvonne (Petunia’s friend. jill, YOT bitch.)
98. Eddie Carmichael (umm…ravenclaw)
99. Catriona McCormack (um…meow? cat get it? she plays quidditch)
100. Mundungus Fletcher (Dung! Happy 100th!)
101. Florean Fortescue (dead)
102. Fat Friar (ghost…so…dead)
103. Fenrir Greyback (dead? can we confirm this?)
104. Gladys Gudgeon (Lockhart’s lover)
105. Gabrielle Delacour (born in 1986? i wonder if she is on facebook?)
106. Doris Purkiss (stubby boardman’s secret lover)
107. Phineas Nigellus (annoying portrait jumper)
108. Neville Longbottom (that’s Prof. to you…and married Hannah Abbott?!?!)
109. Ludo Bagman (cheated George and Fred…oh Fred. RIP.)
110. Belvina Black (Great Aunt of Sirius)
111. Bat-Bogey Hex (that is what Ginny is good at..not stupefy in the movie!)
112. Hermione Granger (Weasley? I feel like she wouldn’t change her name
113. Griselda Marchbanks (not the Malfoys’ BFFL)
114. Morsmordre ( Hey I’m Barty Crouch jr. from the movie and my tongue sticks
out a lot)
115. Elphias Doge (Friend of Dumbledore…not THAT kind of friend)
116. Dementor (ice heart)
117. Reducto (re-DUC-toh)
118. Ollivander (Terrible, but great.)
119. Rubeus Hagrid (how he was conceived by a giantess and a dwarf man we will
never know)
120. Homenum revelio (in deathly hallows…i have to reread that again…but
can i? i dont know…i dont stoop so low?)
121. Riddikulus (riddikulus!!)
122. Susan Bones (hufflepuff…they get all the rest)
123. Boggart (riddikulus again)
124. Troll (In the dungeon! Thought you ought to know….)
125. Lavender Brown (snogger of Ron)
126. Bezoar (stone) —you can use the S if you want, but on hp lexicon, it
says that is not techinally a stone
127. Resurrection Stone (I will open at the close…)
128. Stewart Ackerley (ummm…Ravenclaw)
129. Alohomora (hermoine hearts this spell)
130. Accio (Accio HAGRID!)
131. Otto Bagman (Ludo’s Bro)
132. Broomstick (?) ( <— way to be a slacker jill)
133. Katie Bell (A fine Chaser. Also likes opal necklaces)
134. Broderick Bode (dead)
135. Bubotuber (this reminds of the the scrubs patient mr. bober)
136. Red Cap (ummm….)
137. Cormac McLaggen (sore loser)
138. Meteolojinx Recanto (in deathly hallows)
139. Rosalind Antigone Bungs (a possible RAB)
140. Bloody Baron (dead…because he is a ghost)
141. babbling beverage (see you guys soon! :):):))
142. Barberus Bragge (introduced the snitch!)
143. Billy Stubbs (Riddle’s orphan buddy)
144. Skele-Gro (ouch)
145. Goblet of Fire (, Harry Potter and the)
146. Frank Longbottom (Neville’s daddy)
147. Legilimens (let me see your eyes…or whatever that creepy snape quote
was…)
148. Shrinking Solution (that’s what she said)
149. Sally-Anne Perks (mysteriously disappeared/maybe dead?)
150. Patronus (what would yours be? i hope mine would be a ZEBRA!)
151. Stamford Jorkins (your face is a zebra)
152. James Potter (He was their friend!)
153. Priori Incantatem (Remember when JK messed this up in the 4th book?)
154. Ivanova (most likely a witch, since her surname has a feminine ending in a
part of the world where surnames are modified by gender)
155. Andromeda Tonks (Tonks’s mommy)

-Jill (again!)

Harry Potter Name Game

1. Minerva McGonagall
2. Mad-Eye Moody
3. Millicent Bulstrode
4. Bathilda Bagshot
5. Barty Crouch
6. Cho Chang
7. Cormac McLaggen

We’ve been playing this game for years. YEARS. We just restarted a new list. So now there are new rules and deep philosophical questions being raised. Such as:

Is it possible to include all the names in the Harry Potter world?

Where do you stand on including spells and objects?

Why do you keep sending me W people?

-Jill